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Dear Restaurateurs of the world:

The following are reasons that people come to your establishment and give unto you the results of their labours in exchange for sustenance: 1) Patrons are too busy or too lazy to cook food for themselves at home 2) Patrons … Continue reading

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Red Light, Green Light

Bananas are almost the perfect fruit, as they are colour coded to tell you if they’re ready to eat:  Green, Yellow, Brown.  However, I think that with a little genetic manipulation they could be even better:  Bananas need to be … Continue reading

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On legalizing Polygamy

The No. 1 argument against legalizing polygamy: We already have to go to too many weddings as it is… having someone take half your stuff away before you can have another wedding is a pretty good deterrent – imagine if … Continue reading

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Top 3 Xmas Movies/Shows

#3: How the grinch stole xmas – original version #2: The Nightmare before Christmas #1: DieHard. Honourable mention: Castaway, Gremlins

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In or Out?

Remember kids, your tinfoil hats should be Shiny Side OUT if you’re worried about people (or machines) controlling your mind.  If you’re more worried about keeping your thoughts from being read by others, it needs to be Shiny Side IN.  … Continue reading

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Newsflash

BBC news has released a report verifying that Mick Jagger is releasing his next song:  “Moves like DancinPete” in time for Christmas.

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Vancouverites take note:

There are no Christmas Carols about Rain.

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